Theory of the sandwich
Ok this has bothered me for a few years…
How is it that everytime you drop anything on the floor, especially a sandwich with some gooey stuff on, it always drops with the sticky side down?
After much consideration I come to this theory, "The theory dropping stuff"
Ok, I’m pretty sure that when you drop something like a sandwich on the floor there are many variables that contribute to the outcome, these variables are defines as this:
Height of the dropper
The value of the carpet or surface the object falls towards
Stickyness of the topping
The scale of work it involves in point from 1-10 to remore the stain
Your level of irritation or agitation on a level from 1-10
Your annual income
Your luck on a scale from 1-100
By adding all these variables together in some way, I’m sure that you will eventually come forth to a sertain percentage value of how high the possebility is that you will drop the sandwich with the top side down. I’ll get back with a more specific explanation later…
