The times and thoughts of an aircraftengine mechanic

March 26, 2006

Theory of the sandwich

Ok this has bothered me for a few years…

How is it that everytime you drop anything on the floor, especially a sandwich with some gooey stuff on, it always drops with the sticky side down?

After much consideration I come to this theory, "The theory dropping stuff"

Ok, I’m pretty sure that when you drop something like a sandwich on the floor there are many variables that contribute to the outcome, these variables are defines as this:

Height of the dropper

The value of the carpet or surface the object falls towards

Stickyness of the topping

The scale of work it involves in point from 1-10 to remore the stain

Your level of irritation or agitation on a level from 1-10

Your annual income

Your luck on a scale from 1-100

By adding all these variables together in some way, I’m sure that you will eventually come forth to a sertain percentage  value of how high the possebility is that you will drop the sandwich with the top side down. I’ll get back with a more specific explanation later…

The world is a great place…

‘Ello everyone and welcome to my blog, as a first post I’m not sure what to write.

Sitting here in my house a late Saturday evening enjoing some beer and watching some movies because the hangover from last night was still present, I come realize that noone really knows that much about my ideas of the world.

Anyway, drop by my site once in a while, and I might just come with some ideas…

 

Cheers!!!






















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